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25.11.2009

Britney


Yo Britney.

All I can say is my congratulations.

I promote you into a millenniumwhore.








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05.05.2008

Paris Hilton


Paris Hilton is promoted to millenniumwhore.


I could argued why.

But who would argue against it anyway?






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25.02.2008

Courtney Love


Why is Courtney Love a millenniumwhore?


Well, have yourself a very good look at her, if ever in doubt.


She is singlehandedly proof of that some females really DO ask for it.

So very loud and so very clear.


She needs it, and she deserves it too.



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25.01.2008

Ava Devine


Ava Devine started out like a hooker.


She found out that fucking for a living was her right choice.


Even thou she got raped under her time as a hooker, over and over, she never learned, and she never changed her ways.


She ended up as a major pornstar, maybe even THE pornstar.


She certainly has grown into a millenniumwhore.


01.07.2003

Madonna



The Boytoy


From the very moment Madonna became the boytoy, she took the final step up the ladder, and found her place as another infamous millenniumwhore.

Number eleven. 






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01.01.2003

Promotion


She first appeared in the Mickey Mouse Club.


A slightly provoking attitude, with her always open "fuck me" mouth, but kinda innocent and cute anyway.


Obviously a virgin, but she already liked to flash her legs as a pre-teen.


And she soon turned into a premium teenbitch.


Flashing every part of her gorgeous body.


Teasing, but never give anything to anybody.


But superbitches like that seldom manages to keep the slut within at bay.


Not for a long time.


There can be no doubt about that she's started fucking around.


And she started with cheating on her boyfriend, who still did not get any.


I promote her to a real millenniumwhore.


















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01.10.2000

Elisabeth I


Queen Elisabeth I - saved from the spanish armada by her competent mariners.

Very irritating. I would rather see that millenniumwhore in the gangrape of the century, after a humiliating military defeat.



01.09.2000

Marie Antoinette



Marie Antoinette - the symbol of selfish decadence.

But headchopping her? No fun in that.

I would rather put her in a 24/7 rapecamp.

Her royal ass, mouth and pussy could be put to very good use.




01.08.2000

Catherine the Great



Catherine the Great, she's called.

She was a great whore anyway, that's for sure.

Her boobs was known to be great, and probably was her skills in bed great too, after all the practical experience she got.

Her generals was comptent men, so she never got defeated in any major battle, and taken prisoner.

She never got properly tamed, as she deserved.

That's irritating.



01.07.2000

Cleopatra


Cleopatra was a sex-crazed roman-egyptian witchqueen, who disapeared mysteriously under the roman civil war, who broke out after her lover, Julius Caesar, was killed by assasins in his own senate.

Cleopatras faction lost the war eventually.

I like to think that she tried to blend in with the peasants under her escape, and got captured by the legionaires, taken for a common woman.

Nothing could be more becoming for her than a largescale gangrape, followed up with a lifelong sexslavery in the brothels of Rome.








01.06.2000

Annabel Chong

Annabel - the superslut


The extreme massbangings very own pionèer.

Some women may have fucked even more today, but she'll always be the first to do 251 men willingly.



When she threw in the towel, she probably could have taken on much more, but she never imagined that her record could ever be broken.




01.05.2000

Grace Jones

The warrior princess


Proud and free - strong and wild


To capture her was any mans dream


Defeat her and then enjoy her body


Have her hands up - surrendering






01.04.2000

Bette Midler

Marilyn Monroe was greater.


But Bette midler is clearly number two.


When it comes down to decadence and glamour, she is The Queen.


The Divine Miss M



01.03.2000

Marilyn Monroe



Marilyn was the ultimate moviestar.

With her glamour and promiscous lifestyle she set a new standard to decadence.

I doubt she will ever be surpassed.



01.02.2000

Jasmin St. Claire



Born Rhea Alessandra Calaveras; October 23, 1972 



She became the first woman to fuck 300 men in a single session.



Voluntarily at least.



Some women may very well have been raped by even more men, but Jasmin was the first to do so many by her own free will.



01.01.2000

Mai Lin



Mai Lin was the woman who singlehandedly destroyed asian womens good reputation.




She was also one of the first porn stars to 'go extreme' (adding then-taboo anal, DP and gangbangs to her repertoire) and she had a general reputation as someone more than willing to try the boundaries of sex.



She's not the greatest whore that ever lived, but she sure is a whore to be reckoned with.